Things are moving!
Not sure if I can be bothered after all this time though
I’m sorry, but not only do they charge you for their base product, but hey charge you for declined ATM withdraws ?
It’s all a joke.
The use of Times New Roman makes it look like an arsey note left in an office kitchen about cleaning the microwave
This is my favourite bit:
Things seemed to go quiet … with some, of a conspiratorial nature, even questioning whether the thing was orchestrated by Monzo in some sort of strange guerilla marketing campaign.