I think he’s caps lock must be broke, also where is days 1 to 6? 
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Why the 
emoji? That’s baffling me
Dramatic Effect 
Oh no the plane is crashing 
into a volcano that’s full of snakes 
Gotta pick the right emoji
Oh noez we all gonna crashes 
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Side note I am gonna say the Dulcie Gallagher guy is possibly from Bulgaria
джейми дорнан и амелия уорнер = Jamie Dornan and Amelia Warner which in turn =
Which is his profile picture
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Pass the Dulcie (pon the left hand side)
I wonder if these challenger banks hire fake review companies in order to defame their competitors and toot their own horn.
Great detail from the fella below (1 review):
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Next week:
“Monzo are disgusting, they take 7 days to reply how dare they!!11!111111”
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Wonder if this person still works at Monzo:
https://www.trustpilot.com/users/5d5d0c843d6bf52fec598d3f
My friend works for Monzo and checked my account when I said it was frozen for over a week. They told me Monzo had submitted a report (SAR) to the NCA because they suspect I have done money laundering on my Monzo account.
If it’s true, which I doubt as everyone would know the repercussions and it would be easy to trace
Wonder if it was any relation to this:
I am a surgeon and have full wage slips and bank statements for every piece of money I have moved across to Monzo. Based on the other people who have experienced this in their reports, this needs to be exposed to the press
Not sure what being a surgeon has to do with this pal 
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So if we assume some of the reviews are fake. Who. Is paying for them?
This is what I can’t figure out.
Why both making up fake reviews?
Wonder if it’s a new tactic. They’ve tried screaming scam and that their children need medication so now it’s having a go at staff not being professional
But who is the underlying winner or loser here?
It’s to try and embarrass Monzo into unfreezing their funds
Some people live just to see the world 
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I was thinking way more conspiracy/intellectually like maybe its a company trying to discredit Monzo 