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Double bluff? 
I reckon they are teasing us 
I assume someone should’ve proofread the email before it went out
Early Q1 is gone anyway. But maybe 
? I want to see what the next iteration brings, quite interested to see the white metallic and blue holographic cards
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I’m assuming the white metallic is the old metal plus card from the demos.
Holographic, I’m thinking virtual card?
It actually appears in front of you as a hologram?
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Yeah why not. First Direct can do it.
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The Android teardowns topic discovered that these will be the two options. I assume holographic blue for the first tier and metal for the second
I imagine it will be something like the blue square in the middle of the transparent Amex rewards card, shiny blue
Last night I dreamt that Plus had launched. On the top tier, when you got down to only two toilet rolls left, a pack of nine would be hand delivered by the senior Monzo management team. I found it a very useful perk. Is it too late to get this included?!
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Haha, does sound useful
Sounds like you’d appreciate Who Gives A Crap. Removes all the stress of running out of toilet rolls, without a premium bank account (but also without hand delivery from Monzo’s senior management 
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Surely on Metal someone wipes for you?
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On Metal you get a superior roll of laser-etched aluminium bog roll. It also lasts so much longer.
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I will add though that Who Gives A Crap is amazing.
Their rolls are double length - I’ve had one delivery of 40 rolls from last March maybe, and I’ve still not got through them!
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Man I wish that other subscriptions were as good as WGAC, going to try Pact using the Plus discount soon 
they’re good too.
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a typo in an investors update?.. how does that not get picked up?
Probably because there’s one person writing it and no-one else cares!
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And because everyone is screaming that they want every single feature delivered now:
Dark theme
Face unlock
Custom categories
Integrations with every financial provider going
Accounts for 3 year olds
Pot sorting
Tin cards
Biometric fingerprint cards
Any colour card but Hot Coral
I’m sure I’ve missed one 
Wonder when we’ll be getting another update? I know the weekly/bi-weekly updates were scrapped because people didn’t find them of much substance, but it has been quiet for a good while now so surely there must be some form of progress that can be reported on?
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I’m getting the feeling they’re too busy developing it to report back how said development is going.
Not a bad thing if they launch it soon.
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Perhaps no update is the update? 
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