How about Monzo follows WordPress’ lead and renames its COps to ‘Happiness engineers’?
Wouldn’t they need to provide some happiness as a resolution
You can’t engineer
*Although I’m strangely preoccupied with efficient Bitcoin mining at the mo.
They’d be part of the ‘Happiness squad’ no doubt, in just two words they’d manage to invoke both smiles and intense cringing in all who hear.
To be fair I don’t like the title haha. I always read it either as “the Coop” like the shop or I see “cops” like the police
I believe this is how it’s meant to be said.
Personally I enjoy having COp as my role. Short and concise and straight to the point. Also quite simple and easy which I believe demonstrates Monzo’s values perfectly! ♂
You should poke someone to give you Monzo title on here, if you’re a member of the team
I’ll give them a chance haha! I only started today. But glad to be part of Monzo!
Woo! Congrats! The rule is that on your first day at Monzo, you have to give the community insider information on Dark Mode
100% legit it is.
I’ll do some digging but I’m sure something as awesome as dark mode is locked away in a secret drawer somewhere in the Monzo Vaults
I hear the secret key is searching Slack for “Dark Mode”
Also, pls do tell us stuff, but don’t get in trouble for it
Haha well I’ll try be as active on this site as I can to help out and let you all know if that does become a feature! I’m craving a dark mode for Monzo! The night owl in me would really appreciate it
Welcome to the cult*
*We are not a cult.
Also, feel free, to, y’know, jump on Merchant Corrections
The term “Monzonaught” would like to disagree
Any update on my initiation ritual? @Dan5
Monzonaut* (damn auto correct always turns it to monzonaught)
I’m on holiday until tomorrow night so it’s out of my hands 🤷
Well hopefully I’ll come across you on Slack at some point! Enjoy the holiday!
Also @Dan5 how does someone go about getting one of them fancy Monzo badges on here? Any ideas? TIA!