Since Facebook is changing its name, what do you think it’ll become?

For those of you who doesn’t know. Facebook is planning to change its name on its annual review this month. However hardly anyone knows what it will become apart from senior leading team.

Not quite accurate.

Facebook isn’t changing. The parent company FACEBOOK (all caps) is changing.

My bet is on Horizon

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Totally Trustworthy Corp.

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Bookface

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FaceBack*

*Copyright Alan Gamble

It’ll be something to reflect it’s metaverse ambitions, not sure it’ll get away with robbing OASIS unless it’s gonna call it’s own metaverse that instead.

P.S as mentioned above Facebook isn’t changing its name, it’s getting a parent company set up, much like Google did when they went with Alphabet

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I’m thinking either Horizon or Meta.

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Bacefoo… oh. Now it all makes sense.

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Snoop is already taken

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Cyberdyne.

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Zephyr*

*it’s at the other end of the alphabet to well, alphabet.

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Maybe they’ll go the other way? Call themselves Aardvark so they appear before Alphabet in the phone book!

What is Friendface? Friendface
is a great new site for meeting people.

How does it work? Friendface works along the
same principle as a cold or a terrible plague,

but it’s not disgusting germs
that Friendface spreads, it’s friendship.

Each Friendface page is like a Petri dish
filled with friendship germs.

when you stick your face in,
you may come away with millions of people
attached to your face!

That’s right, it’s basically
a diseased face of friendship!

Just sign up with Friendface
by giving us all of your personal information,

and we’ll provide a web page where you can
meet new friends, catch up with old ones,

and maybe find that special someone!

Don’t think about germs now -
that analogy’s over.

Now it’s just love and companionship,
and everything’s fine.

we own everything you put on Friendface -
it says so in the terms and agreements.

But don’t worry, we won’t use it
to do anything bad, we promise.

Just think about love and companionship
and everything’s fine.

Friendface.

Friendface.

Friendface.

I think that’s a decent bet

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Faceboke

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Gold star!

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Meta it is.