If someone can send a sufficiently funny fake feature that beats Super Freeze, then we’ll release our new feature.
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Cash cannon ™ Make it rain everytime you spend by transferring random amounts to strangers!
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Get paid late - who wants the hassle of deciding what to do with your money. We’ll keep hold of it for you for an extra day.
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Chests - Pots for the super-wealthy. Minimum balance £250K. All payments in/out in the feed shown in a very understated glistening gold effect.
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Splurge Protection 
- list 3 products each that you or your partner shouldn’t buy on your JA. Any time they purchase that product they automatically buy you one of your banned products from their current account.
Monzo Diet - Any time you try to order a takeaway Monzo will cancel the order and deliver you fruit and veg to the same value.
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Chuck Imaging. Scan your poultry.
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i think your target has been met 
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We actually had a discussion about this one internally as some people would prefer to “delay” their pay to help with budgeting!
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Please 
I laughed out loud at Chests, I think this meets the criteria
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Virtual, Virtual Cards - Why have a virtual card in the app, when you can use VR to use your virtual card. *VR Headset not included.
Round Down - Every time you make a card transaction, Monzo will automatically round the payment down to the nearest pound, saving you loads!
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Yes!!! Get in.
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Loan Shark - Get a never-ending loan from Monzo, and never know how much you have left to pay back because we’ll come to your house and take your Monzo connected phone as collateral.
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He didn’t say when they would release it, just that they would.
I feel like we’ve been tricked into providing ideas so they don’t have to attend a boring Monday morning meeting 
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These Monzo folk are just so dastardly.
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CapturePots
Walk next to someone and if you can cover both their eyes before they see you and say “You’re now in my pot” you get all of their pots.
But as this is V1, they don’t consolidate, so after a few successful captures, you have 3,438,010 pots.
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When community members suggest fake features its “oooh haha that’s so funny” but when I do it it’s “why are you not paying attention in the meeting get back to work and stop slacking” 
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Oh no I missed another sale opportunity! 