New feature coming 👀

Remember the NHS advice: despite Corona, don’t put off going to the doctor - especially if you have a problem down there.

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Cranberry juice will fix that

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:point_up_2:maybe before December is more realistic?

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December 2021

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Let the pestering begin

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Are we there yet?

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Monzo is falling behind. Should have been here 8 hours ago :confused:

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I’m wondering if there is supposed to be an announcement/launch today anyway which is why @kieranmch seemed so happy to talk about it today :slight_smile:

I’ll keep my fingers crossed for that anyway

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If he comes on and says anything other than “the new feature will be deployed today, and it’s X”, there’s going to be so much wailing and gnashing of teeth…

*grabs popcorn*

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If you guys don’t stop I’m going to TURN THIS APP AROUND

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“The new feature is Business accounts can now export statements in .ofx format!”

[strong smell of boiling piss from the forums]

Edit: Account insights on the web:hotsprings:

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On a serious note I assume this will be similar to what Revolut offer. Account aggregation and initiating payments via open banking :pray: (I recently closed my Revolut account as I don’t trust them and I miss the feature)

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Option one: this means that open banking only has a small number of providers - but with more :soon: soon.

Option two: more new fun features coming :soon: soon.

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I hope Amex is there Day 1

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:crystal_ball: At 2pm today all will become clear :crystal_ball:

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Either way it has been a while since a new feature so excited to see what they have up their sleeves :partying_face:

Hey @hdwrng just saw this thread… Unsure what this is about but pretty confident it’s unrelated with account insights fo the web that we just pushed to Labs :+1:

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Oh I thought as much - I just thought it was a funny coincidence.

Introducing Super Freeze™ – freeze your card and the cards of everybody in a 10 metre radius

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How long did it take you to think of that?