My prepaid card has stopped working, why wasn't I told?

(knows someone who knows Tom quite well) #1

I only got it so I could rinse it for foreign cash, I insist you reinstate it.

Monzo let me down again.

(Michael) #2



Did you not get the poem? :joy::joy:

(James Murray-Ferris) #4

You just wanted to get in there first didn’t you haha

(knows someone who knows Tom quite well) #5

and @evangelskies owes me :wink:


It still works perfectly but has new flesh technology incorporated. To get cash from an ATM you simply have to strip off and do the transaction naked. The complex algorithms can then 100% prove it’s you

(knows someone who knows Tom quite well) #7

I don’t think the ATM here has been updated for it, I tried it but all I got was arrested.


If it first you don’t succeed…

(knows someone who knows Tom quite well) #9

But I need 100 baht for the police bail and my card won’t work

(Brian Hunter) #10

I want a post pay card. A buy-now-pay-later card. Why isn’t Monzo services my needs. :angry:

(knows someone who knows Tom quite well) #11

You should patent that concept!

(Danny) #12

(Andre Borie) #13

This coming from Danny, oh the irony. :joy::joy:

(Richard Cook) #14

Now, now @DaveTMG.

In all seriousness, we’re so happy that so many folks upgraded to the current account. And we’re happy to help any remaining un-upgraded folks too.

(Eve) #15

Doesn’t count if you try to game the system :joy: Monzo’s superior identity checks have identified and exposed you :eyes: begone, thief!

(Adam) #16

I suspect he’s trolling.