Monzo for Android - Teardowns & Deep Dives 👨‍💻

Me being lazy. Haven’t done the v5.27.0 teardown yet. I’d better crack on…
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Sorry, didn’t want to pressure you!

(I was mostly curious about whether you’d been superinjuncted again).

((I must also learn how to do these myself))

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Still halfway through the teardown. But just while I’m here:

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OH MY!!!

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That looks like a metal joint card to me. How can that be if there is no premium available for joint accounts? :thinking:

Or is it just a reverse of the normal card to make it easier to tell them apart? :thinking:

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What the actual! Now that’s, Mr Cat, meet the pigeons

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Looks like this:

My take is that it’s either for the US market…

… Or a proper relaunch of UK joint accounts incoming.

(If it’s the latter I won’t be happy unless they explain just what’s gone on :eyes:)

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I mean you can’t really tell from a graphic but I’m thinking it’s white plastic with a hot coral core. Basically the reverse of the current cards :eyes: :monzocard:

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The joint card being the same colour was never great, but making it worse was terrible.

This would at least correct that.

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Oh the tension. You could cut it with a knife.

Or a business card in Navy

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Oh boy. It gets even more surreal.

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OMG

  • David is playing with us
  • Christmas is coming early

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Soft Platinum & Deep Navy are nice colours for cards! :eyes:

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Plastic card.

Metal business.

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Good call - the mastercard logo gives away the card type.

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You can have shiny MasterCard World Elite logo on plastic cards too

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You never know, we might get some sort of joint account parity. Or just custom categories. Just the bloody custom categories

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I feel it in my proverbials that good things are coming to joint accounts :soon:

(I hope I’ve not jinxed it so that it’s just reopening applications and a fancy new card).

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These are still positive ways forward!

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I thought of flagging your post so no jinxing could happen - but that’d bring out a whole different set of problems.

JAv2™️ here we come!

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No Android update in the app store for me yet. But after last week’s I’m looking forward to seeing what secrets it reveals :man_detective::mag_right:

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