Poor Americans, I’ll offer to send over some luscious brown sauce though.
Ahh a fellow brown sauce man, I’d take that over the red any day.
Disgusting stuff is that red sauce 
Oi, I really like ketchup
Monzo are just in the process of closing down your account
BBQ sauce is confused, it just doesn’t know what it wants to be.
The winner… all of these sauces. Ketchup wins with a bacon sandwich at home, but a McDonald’s bacon roll wins with brown sauce. Mayo wins with a BLT, BBQ is just amazing with chicken. And now I’m throwing sweet chilli in to the mix as well, it’s a great chip dipper.
I love all condiments, apart from that weird HP Fruity stuff.
Although I should really give that another shot to see if I’ve matured

Heinz does great mayo
You can create them here just as easy:
- Tomato
- Brown
- BBQ
- Mayo
- Sweet Chilli
- Burger Sauce
- Salad Cream
- Sweet Curry
- Garlic
- No Sauce
- Other - comment below
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I couldn’t figure out how to do it😅
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Is it my eyes or do parts of that pie all just look the same colour, you’d of thought it be colours that don’t all blend into one.
Haha a little bit.
I have no control over the colours and I wanted a pie chart to fit with the theme 
So long as the pie gets lashings of brown sauce it’s all good.
Looks like Mayo is the winner
I demand a recount
There’s a lot of questionable people on here.
Wait until you see people buying ketchup in bulk like the toilet paper fiasco of last year 
Ironically, for other products, bulk is not the problem. Cf the lack of small flour bags last year, the increase in the size of packs of pasta etc. Start buying 2l bottles…