Just a quick one for Monzo, if you order a Joint Account card (My first card), and click to track status, you get this lovely “Expected Delivery 7-9th December”, a smooth 8 months from now 
OS: 12.3
Device: iPhone X
App Version: 2.43.0
It might be worth editing your post to include the following bug report information to help Monzo staff track the bug down:
OS:
Device:
App Version:
Good idea, I’ve added it. Thanks!
5 working days…
Not a 
- holidays 
I think you might want to reread the post.
Definitely a bug referencing December in the text.
Yes. I’m joking 