How can my Monzo card kill me?

Ever wondered how your Monzo card could kill you?

Turns out the brightness of the hot coral can permanently scar your retinas if stared at for too long!

Disclaimer: The Monzo card will not actually kill you.

3 Likes

At my high school we used cards to pay for lunches, I think they were called alpha cards. Some people used to sharpen the cards and one day someone got slashed with one… I imagine one could do something similar with a monzo card. The colour would probably hide the blood reasonable well.

2 Likes

Oh dear! Not something I would recommend doing…

Luckily though it could not be easily discarded since it’s so bright. :dark_sunglasses::credit_card::sparkles:

3 Likes

That got very dark, very quickly

In case any journalists are reading, look away from this thread :grin:

9 Likes

This topic was automatically closed 180 days after the last reply. New replies are no longer allowed.