Hot Chip isn't hot enough šŸ˜œ

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Iā€™m very disappointedā€¦ The so called ā€œHot Chipā€ is only room temperature :snowflake::grimacing:

I mustā€™ve received a defective unit, my Hot Chip needs to be referred to as ā€œChilly Chipā€ :yum:

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Ok, so this post is entirely tongue in cheek :joy: Maybe it can turn into a place to share all of your tech stickers and the interesting places theyā€™re stuck! :grin:

Iā€™ve only got a small handful, thereā€™s an Intel Speed Demon sticker, the classic Monzo logo, a somewhat unique Hot Chip sticker and hidden under the box thereā€™s an old OCZ SSD Sticker :smiley: - theyā€™re all stuck to a 2U server which I re-purposed as my daily PC & monitor stand for work :joy:

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Is there a secret to getting Monzo stickers? Or is it a Hot Coral Detective perk?

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I used stickermule to create the stickers you see in the photo :grin: they were bought with my own money (15x of each) for Ā£1 :yum: there was an amazing promo on :sunglasses:

Hot coral detective is a completely unofficial role, the phrase was coined because of how much I dig into the monzo app and find stuff :yum: no perks or benefits :grin:

Your best bet for stickers is turning up to monzo events :tada: thereā€™s normally stickers kicking around :sunglasses:

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And thereā€™s me getting muddled up with Coral Crew. You sly bugger.

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What temperature is hot coral if itā€™s a temperature? :joy:

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Scorching :hot_face:

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Plug - We always have Monzo stickers at Monzo Socials events :grinning:

Even if there isnā€™t yet an event near you, itā€™s worth signing up to the page as there likely will be in the future!

@nexusmaniac and @enmasser amongst others can inform you all about how much fun our Socials are! :grinning:

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:100: I can definitely vouch for this :sunglasses: Monzo socials are fantastic!

Theyā€™re very fun, you get to hang out with the awesome folks at monzo and a bunch of their awesome customers :beers: Itā€™s a brilliant opportunity to talk about anything you fancy with cool people from all walks of life :grin:

Looking forward to seeing another social popup nearby :tada::monzo:

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I meant an empirical value :joy:

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Somewhere between 42 and 2^82,589,933 āˆ’ 1

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Degrees centigrade or Fahrenheit

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Centigrade. Nobody cares about Fahrenheit except America

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Thereā€™s no point in plugging something that has a wait list of >130 :frowning:

Also, have you stopped using eventbriteā€¦? Ah no, the open offices are still on thereā€¦

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So not Kelvin either?

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The waitlist is only for the London event, I was just suggesting that people sign up to the Meetup page in general so theyā€™ll get notified for future events that we announce (which will be happening all over the country)

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Hmmm, OK. Well, I guess if you have another one in London or one up north during the summer thatā€™ll be useful :slight_smile:

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Anybody got an original copy of this image? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: It would be cool to make a sticker of it some day :joy:

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I vote that if a different mascot was to be created for Monzo Plus itā€™s the Midnight Sky card and it is called ā€˜Chilly Chipā€™ :+1:t5:

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You are amazing :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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