Guess the upcoming feature 👀 (Spoiler: Bulk Recategorisation)

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#21

I think they deserve it - they can work anxiety free to 18 whole days without worrying which ships my lips might sink.

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#22

Got really excited for more categories until I saw the presumably correct bulk categorisation guess :sob:

Still nice tho…

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#23

Dark Mode :bulb:

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#24

Weight lifting classes for overweight cats? Sort of like goat yoga, but different.

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#25

Marketing Support for Cats. Some people don’t like cats, they need marketing feeding to them so they can be corrected.

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#26

Cat needs more exercise.

Cat needs to Chase.

OMG: my dreams have become premonitions:

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#27

This is getting dangerously close to acting out your RSPCA fantasies.

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#28

We’ve jailed a fat cat? :thinking:

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#29

I think you’ve jailbreaked (jailbroken?) a fat cat.

Just out of shot is Tim Apple blowing a whistle.

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#30

We’re pregnant? :pregnant_woman:

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#31

You do know pregnant and fat isn’t the same thing, right?

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#32

‘I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond…’

Fixed rate?

#33

IPO? So we all become rich fat cats?

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#34

Child accounts confirmed

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#35

Oh me too, lol. Don’t blame you, these 2 days are going to be agony

#36

Monzo has acquired US bank Chase and prevented their UK launch.

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#37

Does the cat represent web banking for personal accounts? as that would be Purrrrfect

Edit: Seems I replied to myself somehow

#38

Jack carrying me kinda sums up our working relationship tbf

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#39

The cat is being lifted

Lift me up was a song by Moby

Moby rhymes with Coby

Cobie is well known in the world of crypto

So cryptocurrency support confirmed

im waiting for the dentist so I have a lot of time on my hands

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#40

The cat is being lifted.

Lifted was a song by the Lighthouse Family.

Families are currently underserved by Monzo

Kids accounts confirmed.

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