Egg and chips then 
Sorry. Dad joke as my kids would say.
Iāll get my coat 
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Another day, another version. Now v258
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Here you go:
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I wonder what would happen if we compared the contents of the Chase app to, say Monzo or Starlingā¦ 
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Had a weird dream that Monzo had been stealthily acquired by JP Morgan and the 4.0 release was actually the Chase Launch.
Probably had too much cheese before bed.
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I have an unhealthy addiction to Co-opās three cheese bloomer and initially read this part as Cheese bread.
And this bit as Cheese Lunch.
Cheese is evil. But too delicious to quit.
Now Iām gonna dream about cheese! 
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Donāt give them ideaās
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Grabbed the android app. The options are login or join. Selecting join prompts to āclick hereā and thereās nothing to click. Asking for a code - no idea where the code will come fromā¦.
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Yeah, same here. Itās still not āliveā for the general public. Seems to be only for internal/selected testing. Iād expect it balloons when launched (next week?)
EDIT: just launched the app and the ājoin waitlistā text isnāt there anymore. Changes afoot.
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Itās not just me then 
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Starling are on the ball, it wouldnāt be the first time theyāve trolled a competitor (in a friendly way) during a launch period.
Remember back when Monzo announced their name change from Mondo and they guessed the new name, so setup a funny website on a similar address to the official one?
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To be fair to Starling though, this isnāt really that controversial or uncommon for competitors to purchase the ad space when searching for a brand name.
And Iāve just searched for Chase and had an ad for āCashplus Bankā which Iāve never heard of.
A few other checks -
Starling had an ad for Tide
Monzo - an ad for āZumoā (crypto currency)
HSBC - an ad for Natwest
Natwest ā Revolut
First Direct ā HSBC (interesting infighting there 
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I actually know someone who works for cash plus. I had not heard of them either until he started working there.
Ona side point I notice monzo has 65k ratings but starling has 245k which seems very fishy given monzo has over 5m customer and starling is a million and a bit. It means 1/5 of their customers of all time rated them and thatās not even covering the android iOS split.
Very weirdā¦
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On Android, Starling has 56k reviews in the Google Play Store and Monzo has 61k.
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Starling possibly ask for reviews 
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Iāve just finished a survey which asked my opinion on an advert for Chaseās new current account and it looked like a finished product. The rate was given in the voiceover so this will give it scope to be varied but in it it stated that it would offer 1% cashback on āeverydayā* debit card spending for the first twelve months. *āExclusions applyā
The rest was similar to what has already been posted, about how it will be app based, your card wonāt have a number on it but instead it will be available in the app, itāll have a call centre where you can quickly speak to a human and not have to deal with robots.
(Not me obviously)
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I had All the Questions before you fixed your quotes
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Sorry to disappoint 
(I wish it was me though)
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