Obviously, it is the worst example of fake news but just imagine… What else could make more people sign up with Monzo?
Aliens use Monzo but are upset to be charged a overdraft fee when in credit because they have the majority of their money in a pot.
Oh erm perhaps this is wrong thread for that sort of thing. Hmmmm
At least 50p a day wouldn’t hurt any member of Royal Family, for sure. Anyway, I don’t think any of them would have a need to use overdraft in first place
True as we are their personal overdraft. How nice…Are they worth us being their personal overdraft? That’s a whole other question…
Might make some leave
Free sandwich toasters
You’ve just come up with the great idea for a sequel to Get Out!
to offer a “revolutionary” approach to banking
Well that sure is revolutionary. Sign me up!
I signed up, I got a sandwich toaster.
I toasted no sandwiches.
Is it possible to get a toaster now? I’ll toast a lot of sandwiches!
If it doesn’t have a lounge next to a bus stop with free coffee and pizza, I’m not interested…
Not my fault I got locked in a cupboard & he married the wrong Megan. Dress cost me a fortune as well!
I think you mean a Markle as Megan is her first name.