British Royal Family switching from Coutts & Co to Monzo!

Obviously, it is the worst example of fake news but just imagine… What else could make more people sign up with Monzo? :joy::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Aliens use Monzo but are upset to be charged a overdraft fee when in credit because they have the majority of their money in a pot.

Oh erm perhaps this is wrong thread for that sort of thing. Hmmmm

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At least 50p a day wouldn’t hurt any member of Royal Family, for sure. Anyway, I don’t think any of them would have a need to use overdraft in first place :joy:

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True as we are their personal overdraft. How nice…Are they worth us being their personal overdraft? That’s a whole other question…

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Might make some leave :wink:

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Free sandwich toasters

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and lollipops!

You’ve just come up with the great idea for a sequel to Get Out! :hushed:

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to offer a “revolutionary” approach to banking

sandwich toasters

Well that sure is revolutionary. Sign me up! :roll_eyes:

I signed up, I got a sandwich toaster.

I toasted no sandwiches.

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Is it possible to get a toaster now? I’ll toast a lot of sandwiches!

If it doesn’t have a lounge next to a bus stop with free coffee and pizza, I’m not interested… :upside_down_face:

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Not my fault I got locked in a cupboard & he married the wrong Megan. Dress cost me a fortune as well! :joy:

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I think you mean a Markle as Megan is her first name.