BREAKING NEWS: Tom Blomfield leaves Monzo to join Barclays

(knows someone who knows Tom quite well) #1

In late breaking shock news, it was revealed this morning that Tom Blomfield has decided to join Barclays Bank as a cashier. In a short statement he revealed the stress of running an online fintech had finally got to him and he needed to downsize and work a simple 9 to 5 (except on Bank Holidays) job.

The final straw, he said was that Apple Pay really is late, folk opted out, lol!

(Liam W) #2

I almost forgot what day it was then…